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BTC SIDEWAYS — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

We looked at a market where nothing was happening and bet that nothing would keep happening — the boldest forecast of all: more of the same. We stamped that guess onto Bitcoin before the day played out, so anyone can check exactly when we said it; we prove the when, you decide the rest.

Called it
BTC CHOP meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call 04TC7RTQPK

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC → SIDEWAYS +1.4%
within next day · stated 63% odds · LOW
sealed 3 Jul 2026 event 4 Jul 2026 · we called it 1d early

Called it

How we grade this: this is a "stays flat" call — a hit needs BTC to move less than ±2% between the two dates. BTC moved +1.4% over the window → hit. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 3 Jul 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC flat/sideways call (resolving within next day), wrapped in a deniable chop meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #956,519 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved in our favour: BTC moved +1.4% over the next day window. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
6d926591e0d51762f4c1eeb60ef460d8240da85248066f7ebf4f4589218f3ef5
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #956,519 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
04TC7RTQPK

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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