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on-chain proof · call 55QSNYETTB

BTC UP — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

Everybody's in that top-of-the-party mood where the good times feel permanent and nobody's watching the clock. We stamped this joke onto Bitcoin on July 31st, before it played out, so anyone can check when we called it — we prove the when, you decide the rest.

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BTC EUPHORIA meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call 55QSNYETTB

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC ↑ UP open
within 14 days · stated 55% odds · LOW
sealed 31 Jul 2026 event 14 Aug 2026 · stamped 14d ahead

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How we grade this: a hit needs BTC to close higher on 14 Aug 2026 than on 31 Jul 2026. It hasn't resolved yet — grading happens automatically on 14 Aug 2026. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 31 Jul 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC up call (resolving within 14 days), wrapped in a deniable euphoria meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #960,435 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. The call is still open; it resolves 14 Aug 2026. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
3688a8e19b8b8acf4dfcbf09fc5f91772448ac727775f2ff4eec77869207b078
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #960,435 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
55QSNYETTB

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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