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on-chain proof · call 5YWWKQAGMV

BTC UP — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

The whole room is cheering at once, which is usually the exact moment someone should go check the exits. This one's still open, but we stamped it on Bitcoin before the party — nobody can fake the time, so you decide what it means.

Missed — kept honest
BTC EUPHORIA meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call 5YWWKQAGMV

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC ↑ UP -3.2%
within 14 days · stated 55% odds · LOW
sealed 20 Jul 2026 event 3 Aug 2026 · we called it 14d early

Missed — kept honest

How we grade this: a hit needs BTC to close higher on 3 Aug 2026 than on 20 Jul 2026. BTC moved -3.2% over the window → miss. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 20 Jul 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC up call (resolving within 14 days), wrapped in a deniable euphoria meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #958,905 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved against us: BTC moved -3.2% over the 14 days window, so it is logged as a miss and kept on the record. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
96881ba61c48d825ee3355463fc82231b0a2a3712eb9de4d5e4866100a1cb6b2
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #958,905 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
5YWWKQAGMV

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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