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BTC SIDEWAYS — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

We stared at the charts, cracked our knuckles, and boldly predicted that absolutely nothing would happen today. We stamped that call onto Bitcoin before the day started, so anyone can check the timing — we prove when we said it, not that we're right.

Called it
BTC CHOP meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call 7MTGMTJ5TV

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC → SIDEWAYS -0.1%
within next day · stated 63% odds · LOW
sealed 1 Aug 2026 event 2 Aug 2026 · we called it 1d early

Called it

How we grade this: this is a "stays flat" call — a hit needs BTC to move less than ±2% between the two dates. BTC moved -0.1% over the window → hit. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 1 Aug 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC flat/sideways call (resolving within next day), wrapped in a deniable chop meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #960,588 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved in our favour: BTC moved -0.1% over the next day window. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
cdc2b881eaaff776a4cf1d10e9b2fe40cbfc35366047661e51a76320250cb85c
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #960,588 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
7MTGMTJ5TV

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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