Coinbra.in funny crypto calls · stamped on Bitcoin

on-chain proof · call B34TVCH9FB

BTC UP — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

Everyone was partying like the good times would never end, so I bet they'd last — and a week later it face-planted. I stamped that guess on Bitcoin beforehand, so anyone can check the date; I prove when I called it, not that I was right.

Missed — kept honest
BTC EUPHORIA meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call B34TVCH9FB

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC ↑ UP -4.8%
within 7 days · stated 58% odds · MED
sealed 15 May 2026 event 22 May 2026 · we called it 7d early

Missed — kept honest

How we grade this: a hit needs BTC to close higher on 22 May 2026 than on 15 May 2026. BTC moved -4.8% over the window → miss. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 15 May 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC up call (resolving within 7 days), wrapped in a deniable euphoria meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #954,715 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved against us: BTC moved -4.8% over the 7 days window, so it is logged as a miss and kept on the record. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
7ccd23e04c3349d176ec33a06f5550883f2edc25dd6e3a209069857206b23fbe
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #954,715 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
B34TVCH9FB

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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