on-chain proof · call BP05KR3DC1
BTC SIDEWAYS — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin
We boldly forecast that absolutely nothing would happen — the financial equivalent of predicting the couch won't move. We stamped that guess on Bitcoin before the day began, so anyone can check the timing — we prove when we called it, not that we're right.
Called it
Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.
The call we recorded
The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.
Called it
How we grade this: this is a "stays flat" call — a hit needs BTC to move less than ±2% between the two dates. BTC moved -0.9% over the window → hit. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.
The story
On 2 Aug 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC flat/sideways call (resolving within next day), wrapped in a deniable chop meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #960,757 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved in our favour: BTC moved -0.9% over the next day window. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.
Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
- Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
- 574156c9ffe5a90f7ce821d0106712c720bb06876af854d0cce424e05846803e
- On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
- confirmed — block #960,757 (proves the seal predates this block)
- Short code
- BP05KR3DC1
sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block
Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.
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