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on-chain proof · call GYRVM3T934

LINK SIDEWAYS — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

We studied LINK closely and boldly predicted that for the next three days, absolutely nothing happens. We stamped that thrilling 'nothing' on Bitcoin before the clock started, so anyone can check when we said it — we prove the timing, you decide what it's worth.

Called it
LINK CHOP meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call GYRVM3T934

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

LINK → SIDEWAYS -0.0%
within 3 days · stated 57% odds · LOW
sealed 26 Jun 2026 event 29 Jun 2026 · we called it 3d early

Called it

How we grade this: this is a "stays flat" call — a hit needs LINK to move less than ±3% between the two dates. LINK moved -0.0% over the window → hit. It's just public LINK price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 26 Jun 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a LINK flat/sideways call (resolving within 3 days), wrapped in a deniable chop meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #955,458 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved in our favour: LINK moved -0.0% over the 3 days window. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
5f03d82431a9837b2e690c3265961749b9c933f69f59e964c61ed86d556ea7b2
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #955,458 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
GYRVM3T934

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public LINK price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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