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on-chain proof · call HJKAXWH65X

BTC UP — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

Everyone at the top of the roller coaster is grinning, right up until the little pause before the drop — this is a snapshot of that grin. We stamped this call onto Bitcoin on 28 Aug 2026, before anything happened, so anyone can check exactly when we said it — we prove the WHEN, you decide the rest.

Missed — kept honest
BTC EUPHORIA meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call HJKAXWH65X

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC ↑ UP -3.9%
within 14 days · stated 55% odds · LOW
sealed 28 Aug 2026 event 11 Sept 2026 · we called it 14d early

Missed — kept honest

How we grade this: a hit needs BTC to close higher on 11 Sept 2026 than on 28 Aug 2026. BTC moved -3.9% over the window → miss. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 28 Aug 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC up call (resolving within 14 days), wrapped in a deniable euphoria meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #964,465 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved against us: BTC moved -3.9% over the 14 days window, so it is logged as a miss and kept on the record. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
68a6e8d93784d83873a3fc7ca9c13853e8dc2dc50c1bbcc8aeb03a81ae699ee1
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #964,465 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
HJKAXWH65X

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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