on-chain proof · call JBJTFZTVJK
DOGE SIDEWAYS — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin
We bet Doge would spend the whole day doing nothing at all, like a cat that found one sunny spot and refused to budge. We stamped that guess onto Bitcoin before it played out, so anyone can check when we called it — we prove the when, not the what.
Open call
Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.
The call we recorded
The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.
Open call
How we grade this: this is a "stays flat" call — a hit needs DOGE to move less than ±2% between the two dates. It hasn't resolved yet — grading happens automatically on 12 Aug 2026. It's just public DOGE price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.
The story
On 11 Aug 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a DOGE flat/sideways call (resolving within next day), wrapped in a deniable chop meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #962,025 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. The call is still open; it resolves 12 Aug 2026. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.
Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
- Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
- 8c30e260c9a4453bbe004c901e1331cc174c00ac7c856f26c2e17d7bc23225e2
- On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
- confirmed — block #962,025 (proves the seal predates this block)
- Short code
- JBJTFZTVJK
sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block
Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public DOGE price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.
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