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on-chain proof · call QRHXFYZ729

BTC UP — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

Everyone hit the panic button at once, so Brian grabbed the last calm seat in a room full of people running for the door. We stamped this joke on Bitcoin before the dust settled, so anyone can check exactly when we said it — we prove the when, you decide the rest.

Called it
BTC CAPITULATION meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call QRHXFYZ729

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC ↑ UP +7.8%
within 5 days · stated 55% odds · LOW
sealed 21 Aug 2026 event 26 Aug 2026 · we called it 5d early

Called it

How we grade this: a hit needs BTC to close higher on 26 Aug 2026 than on 21 Aug 2026. BTC moved +7.8% over the window → hit. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 21 Aug 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC up call (resolving within 5 days), wrapped in a deniable capitulation meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #963,465 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved in our favour: BTC moved +7.8% over the 5 days window. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
24f9560ebb33e8664ffafe6640b1d8bcc3a165bd9735f21071ba3dc62e47c71b
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #963,465 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
QRHXFYZ729

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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