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ETH SIDEWAYS — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

Sometimes the honest forecast is: nothing happens, everybody stands around, and the day just kind of shrugs. We stamped this quiet little call onto Bitcoin before the clock ran out, so the timing can't be faked — we prove when we said it, you decide what it's worth.

Called it
ETH CHOP meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call RPF547BPDV

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

ETH → SIDEWAYS +0.8%
within next day · stated 59% odds · LOW
sealed 6 Jul 2026 event 7 Jul 2026 · we called it 1d early

Called it

How we grade this: this is a "stays flat" call — a hit needs ETH to move less than ±2% between the two dates. ETH moved +0.8% over the window → hit. It's just public ETH price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 6 Jul 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a ETH flat/sideways call (resolving within next day), wrapped in a deniable chop meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #956,937 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved in our favour: ETH moved +0.8% over the next day window. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself
Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals)
97f89b000173457f1ac182cb495f2f95313ba5b25fe5371981bc04c76016e232
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps)
confirmed — block #956,937 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code
RPF547BPDV

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public ETH price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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