on-chain proof · call V8ENWG9CB3

BTC SIDEWAYS — a crypto call we sealed on Bitcoin

We stared at the market, squinted real hard, and boldly predicted that absolutely nothing would happen all day. We stamped that big fat nothing onto Bitcoin before the day even started, so anyone can check exactly when we called it — we prove the when, you decide the rest.

Called it

BTC CHOP meme — CoinBra.in on-chain call V8ENWG9CB3

Fast preview shown — the download is the original sealed PNG (the exact bytes hashed on Bitcoin), with the verify QR baked in.

The call we recorded

The meme reads either way — here's the precise bet sealed underneath. We prove WHEN. You decide WHAT.

BTC → SIDEWAYS +0.1%

within next day · stated 63% odds · LOW

sealed 3 Aug 2026 event 4 Aug 2026 · we called it 1d early

Called it

How we grade this: this is a "stays flat" call — a hit needs BTC to move less than ±2% between the two dates. BTC moved +0.1% over the window → hit. It's just public BTC price between the two dates — graded automatically, no judgement call from us.

The story

On 3 Aug 2026, CoinBra.in recorded a BTC flat/sideways call (resolving within next day), wrapped in a deniable chop meme you can read either way. The exact image was SHA-256 hashed and timestamped onto Bitcoin block #960,904 BEFORE the candle printed — so the timing cannot be faked or backdated. It resolved in our favour: BTC moved +0.1% over the next day window. This page proves WHEN the call was made — not that it was right, and we never delete the misses.

Verify it on Bitcoin yourself

Image SHA-256 (what the timestamp seals): 7106bb93a1717b6ba3b41f07cecd613d325e577ef865633546b222d21f279953
On-chain (Bitcoin / OpenTimestamps): confirmed — block #960,904 (proves the seal predates this block)
Short code: V8ENWG9CB3

sealed PNG (the file we hash) · proof (.ots) · verify the .ots · Bitcoin block

Don't trust us — check: (1) SHA-256 the PNG → matches the hash above; (2) the .ots proves that hash existed no later than the Bitcoin block (un-backdatable); (3) the outcome is just public BTC price between the two dates. Proof of when, never of being right — misses kept.

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